The first and only spirit blended with our patented purified hyper-oxygenated water (P-HOW) process. To further impress you, our story also includes a genius scientist with molecular structure-changing powers and a plasma reactor. You might want to think of it as science meets booze. Meticulously distilled and filtered to perfection, offering a devilishly vibrant and tantalizing experience.
— Distiller's notes